I’m no fan of douchebag drivers who park diagonally in multiple spaces because their car is so special that preserving its pristine condition supercedes parking lot courtesy, though I guess I understand the desire to keep a nice car nice, but what was this guy thinking?
I hope he was just drunk and failed to park straight while trying, because there’s nothing about the condition of this heap that needs preserving. Who would notice another door ding?
Made me want to sail my empty shopping cart across the lot into his fender.
Oh, and though you probably already guessed, it was at Wal-Mart.